You know who you are!
A semi-funny look at dating and flirting from a jaded woman’s view. Pointed at men who look to put another notch wherever they put notches. Men who let women fall for them then drop them like they have a disease. You know who you are. And if you are not one of these men, don’t try to be.
Granted, there are women out there who are out to take a man for all he has. I am not one of them and I am tired of meeting their counterparts. If you are truly a nice guy then step up to the plate and act like it.
the agony of dating
Don’t tell me you love me,
Instead, tell me you care
Maybe in a year or two,
love comes with time shared
Don’t dare ask for a one night stand
you don’t even know my name.
To call me babe, honey or sugar,
anything but my given name is lame.
When you know who I am
and all I am about
Then “I love you”,
to the world you can shout.
Don’t come to me because I’m pretty
and would look good hanging on your arm
I am not some call girl, and honey,
you ain’t got that much charm.
Don’t be putting that hand on my thigh
Unless you want it back a bloody stump.
I don’t need to tell you
What happens if it gets anywhere near my rump.
See past my outer shell
Inside is what has substance
Shallow men bore me
What draws me in is intelligence.
Hear what I am saying
don’t pretend to be anything but yourself.
Have some common sense
and put that other crap on the shelf.
So men don’t tell me you’re in love,
until the feeling is true.
The response you will get
will only be for you.